连长

青年季诺在(zài )办完(🔠)(wán )母(🐬)亲(qīn )的丧(sà(🏃)ng )礼后(🏨)，动身寻找当(🔆)年抛(🔔)弃妻(🧣)(qī )子的(de )渣(zhā(🔲) )父(fù )，却只找到疑(🐃)似小三的肚皮舞(😀)(wǔ )娘萝(luó )拉。殊不(📋)(bú )知(🎺)这位美(🥑)丽的(💆)小三(🛢)，二十五(wǔ )年(🏺)前(qiá(💶)n )就是(shì )季诺(nuò )要(🏃)找的「他」。萝拉当年(nián )的绝(jué )情(🍅)缺(quē )席，让季(😭)诺难(⭐)以释怀。面对(🤳)毫不(🥗)(bú )知(💨)情(qíng )的儿(é(♓)r )子，萝(👋)拉尽管心慌(😜)，也尽其可能(néng )用(yòng )现(xiàn )在(zài )的模(🤹)样爱(🕠)他。几次互动(🏹)下来(🍧)，季(jì )诺的(de )心(🔸)逐(zhú(🏏) )渐柔(🤫)(róu )软起来。重(🍸)塑自己且活得精(😇)(jīng )彩的(de )萝(luó )拉(lā(🍗) )，究竟会不会和季(🔓)诺出(🎦)柜，坦(tǎ(😐)n )承自(🍸)(zì )己(🍆)的(de )人生(shēng )故(📧)事？(🧡)

Leon is in his mid-twenties and terminally ill. He invents a technology that allows him to computerize his mind and live forever. This technology will be the downfall of mankind, so freedom fighter Aqua travels back from the future to kill him.

农村来的冷钢是(📼)与发(fā )小袁(yuán )开一(yī )起在(zài )红石(🍧)会所当保安(🏽)。爱上(🔔)了(le )小姐(jiě )叶(🔯)子(zǐ(🌌) )姑娘(🦗)，而鹿鹿却一(🎠)直喜(♈)欢冷钢。一次(🐁)(cì )偶然(rán )的机(jī )遇冷钢救了华总(🏂)并为(🎏)夜总会(huì )解(🌬)(jiě )决(😔)(jué )了(le )纠纷，于(🚚)是华(🔡)总给(🚢)了冷钢提升(🙏)的(de )机会(huì )，同(tóng )样(📉)也(yě )得到了叶子(💯)。犯罪组织吴爷(yé(📢) )想利(⛩)(lì )用(yò(😨)ng )红(hó(🍗)ng )石会(🤦)所进行犯罪(🔣)活动(🤲)，华总被(bèi )逼潜(qiá(✖)n )逃，将会(huì )所托付冷钢，吴爷的命干(😜)儿(ér )子庆(qì(👮)ng )少和(🔸)(hé )狗腿子黄(⤴)经理(🆒)设局(⌛)强奸了叶子(🔄)(zǐ )，为(⬜)(wéi )了华(huá )总(🗓)的托付，叶子想要的平静生活(huó )，忍(🗑)(rěn )辱(🛳)负(fù )重想(xiǎ(🧛)ng )赔钱(🧘)了事，不料庆(〰)少等(🌧)人步(⬜)(bù )步(bù )紧逼(😕)(bī )冷钢，收了钱，还(📳)要红石会所和(hé(🎴) )叶子(zǐ )，冷(lěng )钢一(🚣)(yī )怒(💔)之下阉(✳)割了(👩)庆少(🕔)，更大的(de )报复(🚖)(fù )来(🍈)(lái )临，以至于好兄(🐽)弟袁开被杀， 更(gèng )使冷(lěng )钢走(zǒu )上(🐜)了(le )逃亡之路(🌨)，直到(🖼)一天他看到(🎢)(dào )了(😮)新(xī(🍲)n )闻叶(yè )子完(🍗)全背(😬)叛了他，他心已死，决定(dìng )于庆(qìng )少等(děng )人决战(😷)。但仍(😥)不改对叶子(📴)的(de )真(🎀)爱(ài )。

一(yī )位(🏘)亿(yì(🗺) )万富(👩)翁探险家将(🔊)一艘单人潜水(shuǐ(🍡) )艇带(dài )到海洋深(🚱)处的“午夜”地带，寻(🌕)(xún )找(👤)难(nán )以(🏀)捉(zhuō(🤡) )摸的(😢)(de )巨型鱿鱼，但(🐿)发现(📐)了一个更(gèng )小更(🥫)(gèng )致(zhì )命的掠食者。

讲述了足疗按(🌺)摩师(shī )吴小(💮)(xiǎo )毛(🌇)和(hé )来自(zì(💽) )未来(🍓)的美(💿)女娜美之间(😺)的爱(🛩)恨(hèn )情仇(chóu )。吴(wú )小毛是一个没有什么才华但(🐃)又(yò(🥠)u )有不(bú )切实(🥛)(shí )际(🎵)的(de )大梦想的(🌵)穷屌(🌊)丝。他(🏻)好高骛(wù )远(🦉)，不能(néng )脚踏(tà )实(🛡)地的奋斗拼搏。在(📊)遇到来自(zì )未来(🐜)(lái )的(🛂)美女娜(🈁)美后(🥈)，他意(📌)外的获得了(🤾)(le )超能(⬆)(néng )力以(yǐ )及娜(nà(🖨) )美的爱情。而他们的爱情却(què )遭到(🗂)(dào )来(lái )自55年(😤)后娜(⬆)美的阻挠，因(🚄)为在(🚄)吴小(🍰)(xiǎo )毛获(huò )得(🐼)超(chā(🍂)o )能力(lì )后，他开始为所欲为，不仅(jǐn )给他(tā )们的(🎟)(de )家庭(💳)也给社会造(🐦)成了(🔆)巨大的灾(zā(🍜)i )难。最(🦕)终(zhō(😴)ng )平凡(fán )的吴(🥊)小毛和娜美幸福(🏨)的走完(wán )了一(yī(🎾) )生。

青龙(lóng )集团董(㊗)事长(📆)过世后(🛒)，给青(🐐)龙集(🎤)(jí )团太(tài )子(🦎)爷留(🏰)下了镇帮之宝：(🔚)一支可以(yǐ )号令(lìng )整个(gè )青龙(ló(🈺)ng )集团所有人(🏄)的大(🌰)哥大手提电(🎿)(diàn )话(📔)。一(yī(🐠) )日，太子爷独(😜)自去(🕯)按摩院按摩，青龙(lóng )公司(sī )一群(qún )起了异心的(😱)小人(🏩)得到消息后(☕)(hòu )，来(🌂)(lái )到按(àn )摩(🏣)院准(📈)备劫(🗻)持太子爷，夺(🦁)走可(kě )以号(hào )令(👕)青(qīng )龙公(gōng )司上下的大哥大，欲控(👵)制整(🗄)(zhěng )个青(qīng )龙(🖥)集(jí(🐎) )团。哪知阴差(♉)阳错(🍥)将身怀太极推拿(👛)(ná )绝技(jì )、胸有大志，却因低微的(🏸)工作被(bèi )周遭(zā(💙)o )人嫌(xián )弃的(💫)(de )按摩(🛥)师阿(🦂)宝当成了太(🧔)子爷(🎣)并(bìng )将其(qí )绑(bǎng )架。阿宝乘乱逃出后，去找女朋(péng )友(🕢)阿(ā )朵，不料(🐟)(liào )阿(🏧)朵父亲因欠(😷)人钱(💞)，被白(📴)虎(hǔ )帮挟(jiā(🚡) )持，阿宝答应三天(🍛)内替阿朵救出父(fù )亲。阿宝(bǎo )、阿(⬅)(ā )朵(🔔)以及真正的(👮)太子(🎲)爷策划了(le )一(🚮)场(chǎ(💀)ng )一箭(jiàn )双雕(diāo )的(🦈)好戏，却上演了一场又一场(chǎng )啼笑(🥦)(xiào )皆非的“闹剧”，一(👖)边是青龙集(🗾)(jí )团(🔧)错(cuò(➕) )认阿(ā )宝为(⚪)(wéi )太(🦐)子爷，一边是阿宝错认为(wéi )这是(shì )未(wèi )来老丈人的(😾)考题，将青龙(🕒)集团(🚸)上(shàng )下骗(pià(🤑)n )得团(🦒)(tuán )团(🤼)转(zhuǎn )。阿宝和(🤴)阿朵从合作布局(💃)，到产(chǎn )生误(wù )会，到合力救出阿朵(🚋)的父(🕜)亲，磨难(nán )重(🏞)重(chó(🎪)ng )，考(kǎo )验不断(🎣)。剧情(🛑)跌宕起伏、搞(gǎ(🏎)o )笑逗(dòu )逼，按摩(mó )师阿宝更是成为(🏯)了承载底层小(xiǎ(🔳)o )人物(wù )英雄(🌍)情怀(🌩)以及(☕)忠贞爱情的(✨)一代(🤹)了(le )不起(qǐ )的“按摩(mó )侠”！

90后单身多金男宋子明(míng )有一(🙃)(yī )身(shēn )非凡(🥀)的武(🔕)功，却是一枚(👙)现实(🦏)生活(💜)(huó )中如(rú )假(👔)包(bāo )换的(de )娘炮。为(😽)和朋友们打赌，宋(sòng )子明(míng )隐瞒(má(👜)n )自己(🈶)多金且会武(⏺)功的(🐩)秘密，应(yīng )聘(🌇)到(dà(🎗)o )健身(shēn )馆追(zhuī )求(🕍)心仪女教练黄飞并有幸成(chéng )为其(🕷)(qí )特别(bié )助理(lǐ(😬) )。宋子明和伙(🐦)伴小(🌅)胖接(🙁)受黄飞(fēi )和(💷)同(tó(📚)ng )事陈艳几近残酷的训练，糗事不(bú )断，笑料(liào )连连(liá(🍣)n )……为黄飞(🍕)受伤(🌬)住院，与小(xiǎ(🚱)o )伙伴(👪)(bàn )们(🏟)(men )一起解救被(🔽)拐儿童，打败黑龙(🙍)平(píng )息健(jiàn )身馆(guǎn )老板(bǎn )方成的(❌)江湖(🚞)恩怨，宋子明(🍟)勇(yǒ(♑)ng )敢机(jī )智的(🎟)(de )表现(🙏)赢得了黄飞的好(🍴)感。青春(chūn )激荡(dàng )，活(huó )力四(sì )射，宋(🐥)子明收获了爱情(🥐)，与(yǔ )小伙(huǒ(♎) )伴们(😻)(men )一起(😛)(qǐ )实现了创(🌛)业梦(👷)想，功夫娘炮最(zuì )终一(yī )炮打响。

After NASA picks up a trio of mysterious signals from within our own solar system, astronaut Roger Nelson is dispatched on a multi-year solo mission aboard the Magellan spacecraft to investigate the sources.

Jerusha Kali, on the eve of University graduation and her 21st birthday - has her genetic mutation kick in; this enables her to emit an abnormal electromagnetic field; stemming from her pineal gland, which is extremely powerful. She is able to manipulate space and time, and travel inter-dimensionally. She is the last surviving Witch. All of her ancestors have been successfully eradicated by an elite Secret Society which controls much of the various institutions of the world. This Secret Society is evil, ancient and has technological innovation on their side. She incorporates Allies of various relict secret societies; mostly of Nordic and Indigenous origins and inevitably has to do battle with the formidable foes before the eve of her 21st Birthday - which is the Full Moon - where her powers will fully culminate. It is prophesized that she is the one to lead the global revolution to return planet earth to homeostasis.

本片来自新片场创(🏌)作人(rén )吴晋(🍥)(jìn )超(🐢)，他担(dān )任这(🎂)部影(🔃)片的(🤩)导演、编剧(🌀)、美术(shù )以(yǐ )及(🎼)剪辑。出品方为BITONE。