"哈哈(🚪)哈(hā )ʌ
"哈哈(🚪)哈(hā ),钱(🍱)小豪还(🤠)(hái )弄得(😙)长发为(✡)了(le )更像(⌚)陈浩南(⚾)(nán )吗(🥖)"
人(🛰)设有(🐱)问(🔋)题(tí(🥜) )—(😤)—女(🏗)主(💋)刚开(📘)(kā(😳)i )片(pià(🔲)n )是(🏯)个欠(🚷)透(😥)(tòu )的(🤶)公(🛡)主病女(🗻),然(rán )后(🦑)这个bitch刚(gāng )到男主家住一(yī )天第二天早上起(qǐ )床就会和(hé )气的说话了?难(nán )道男主晚(wǎn )上夜访给她整(zhěng )舒服了🍺不痒了(le )公主病就(jiù )好了?还有男(nán )主(zhǔ )是个比吴(wú )京🐮的圣母(💺),我真的(🛫)没见过(💡)这个等(📭)级的(de )瞎(🐹)子,女主(🔝)这(zhè )么(📴)(me )丑也(🍚)把(🎡)他(tā(😢) )眼(🥨)睛吸(📩)得(🈵)死死(🙎)(sǐ(🕢) )的—(🍥)—(🚥)也许(🍝)(xǔ(〰) )是因(⬆)为(🌼)丫25了(✡)还(🏞)(hái )是个(✡)处男着(🔚)急透(tòu )🍺🐎破处(chù )?
"打着古惑仔(zǎi )的(de )名头好歹(dǎi )请个古惑仔来(lái )客串呀。"
"“美丽(lì )是件错事(shì )吗?”这句台(tái )词(cí )是包法利(lì )夫人临死前问(wèn )自己丈夫的,我倒是很想(xiǎng )给她个答案(👒),想(xiǎng )要(⚽)美好的(👪)(de )事物不(🍏)是错,但(🕹)是人出(🤭)身于什(🗻)么阶(📥)层(🏚)却(què(😝) )是(🍇)无法(🐔)改(🔶)变的(🤫)(de ),就(🔅)算是(🐏)在(✌)(zài )向(🔐)往(✏)美好(⏮)最(📗)后(hò(🦕)u )也(💊)是心比(😉)天(tiān )高(🐲)命比纸薄,这样的不甘心只(zhī )会贻害终(zhōng )生。改编后的(de )电(diàn )影比福楼(lóu )拜的原著要简(jiǎn )单的多,路易斯(sī ).乔丹又演(yǎn )了一回花花公(gōng )子(zǐ )。"
"很搞笑(xiào )啊!"
"lol小姐,你(nǐ )的熊掉了哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!"
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