A suicidal gir&
A suicidal girl is forced to fight for her life when she and her friends are kidnapped and left to be hunted in the woods.
On a weekend getaway at a rundown cabin in the woods, Jason, a cautious teen, his crude best friend Colin and his fearless older sister Summer are forced to work together, grow up and save their hard partying parents from their predatory neighbour (Lauren Holly) who is intent on feeding them all to her undead family…
一场错判(🥃)，三(💸)年冤(yuān )狱，改变(bià(🛅)n )了几个(👳)年(🦁)(nián )轻人的命运，村(🦄)里近(jìn )来(🍁)接连发(fā )生多件(💂)令(lìng )人匪(💀)夷所思的(de )事件。村(🦒)里有个(gè(⛏) )年轻人叫(jiào )喜旺(🈶)，自称能(né(🤤)ng )看(♏)见亡者(zhě )灵魂，二丫请他(♎)(tā(🚠) )帮自己驱鬼，由此(🏛)喜旺(wà(🥩)ng )、(😔)李队(duì )与所谓的(👤)(de )鬼魂之间(⛷)展开了一场智(zhì(🐂) )慧的较(jià(🌔)o )量。
青龙(lóng )集团董(🧦)事长过世(🗑)后，给(gěi )青龙集(jí )团太子爷(🗂)(yé(🗨) )留下了镇帮之宝(💨)：一支(🏏)(zhī(✳) )可以号(hào )令整个(📥)青(qīng )龙集(🙌)团所(suǒ )有人的大(🚵)哥大(dà )手(🛤)提电(diàn )话。一日(rì(🗿) )，太子爷(yé(🙅) )独自去按摩院(yuà(👸)n )按摩，青龙(💆)公(😥)司(sī )一群起了(le )异心的小(👟)人(🚂)得(dé )到消息(xī )后(🧒)，来到(dà(⤴)o )按(💨)摩院准(zhǔn )备劫持(🖖)太子爷，夺(🕢)走可(kě )以号令(lì(🍩)ng )青龙公司(🏒)(sī )上下的大哥大(🗺)，欲控制(zhì(🚴) )整个青(qīng )龙集团。哪知阴差(🛂)阳(🕥)错将身怀太(tài )极(🎷)推拿(ná(🙅) )绝(🔑)技、胸(xiōng )有大志(🏑)，却因低微(✳)的工(gōng )作被周(zhō(😡)u )遭人嫌弃(💲)(qì )的按摩师(shī )阿(🔯)宝当成了(🚏)太(tài )子爷并(bìng )将(💔)其绑架(jià(🥀) )。阿(🏡)宝乘(chéng )乱逃出后，去(qù )找(🤖)女(⏬)朋(péng )友阿朵，不料(🦓)阿朵(duǒ(📲) )父(😧)亲因欠人钱(qián )，被(🙋)白(bái )虎帮(🙏)挟持(chí )，阿宝答(dá(🦒) )应三天内(🔨)替阿朵救出父(fù(📤) )亲。阿(ā )宝(🈹)、阿朵(duǒ )以及真正的太子(🛅)爷(🤒)策划(huá )了一场(chǎ(👟)ng )一箭双(🍌)雕(💑)(diāo )的好戏，却上演(🆑)了一场(chǎ(⛓)ng )又一场(chǎng )啼笑皆(🔗)非(fēi )的“闹(🐳)剧”，一边是青(qīng )龙(💋)集团(tuán )错(⛅)认阿宝(bǎo )为太子(🥩)爷，一边是(🏉)阿(👤)宝(bǎo )错认为(wéi )这是未来(🍔)(lá(📜)i )老丈人的(de )考题，将(🕓)青龙(ló(🖕)ng )集(🍋)团上(shàng )下骗得团(🍋)(tuán )团转。阿(🔰)(ā )宝和阿朵从合(🐰)(hé )作布局(🎩)(jú )，到产生(shēng )误会(🕦)，到(dào )合力(🚊)救出阿朵的父亲，磨难重(chó(🌬)ng )重(🎒)，考验(yàn )不断。剧情跌宕起(📧)伏(🌕)、搞笑逗(dòu )逼，按(🥉)摩(mó )师阿(🎂)宝更是成为了承(🔀)载(zǎi )底层(👁)小(xiǎo )人物英雄(xió(🆑)ng )情怀以及(🦊)忠贞爱情的一(yī(💩) )代了不(bú(🖱) )起的“按(àn )摩侠”！
Four childhood friends, all married with no passion left, get together in a high school reunion dinner. Between laughs and drinks, they all agree that they love their wives but no longer desire them. Together they hatch an illogical project: a secret club for men who want to cheat, so that they themselves can regain lust for their wives.
An homage to European exploitation of the 60s and 70s. A man searches for his missing girlfriend, who has been abducted by a clan of vampires, led by an insane Nazi doctor. He must now battle this horde of bloodsuckers in order to retrieve the soul of the woman he loves, and save his own from eternal damnation.
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