Nine no-budget
Nine no-budget horror/comedy shorts that explore themes of murder, death, revenge, self-mutilation, stalking, clones, hell, and weird squid babies.
An homage to European exploitation of the 60s and 70s. A man searches for his missing girlfriend, who has been abducted by a clan of vampires, led by an insane Nazi doctor. He must now battle this horde of bloodsuckers in order to retrieve the soul of the woman he loves, and save his own from eternal damnation.
洛朗(Laurent)家是一个富裕的上层(🎆)中产(chǎ(🕍)n )阶级(jí(🤰) )家(jiā )庭(🎙)。80多岁的老人(🙏)乔治·(💭)洛朗(George Laurent)逐(zhú )渐陷入(rù )老(lǎo )年痴(🕗)呆(dāi )。他(🕕)和两个(🕘)已婚(🥖)的儿女(🔧)(nǚ )托马(🗃)斯(sī )(Thomas)和(👋)(hé )安妮(nī )(Anne)一(yī )起，正不自在地分享他在加(🤷)莱(lái )(Calais)富(😂)丽堂(tá(🐩)ng )皇的庄(😅)园。离(🍀)异而冷(🎗)漠的安妮(nī )，不得(dé )不(bú )承受(🔩)因(yīn )儿(🥂)子皮埃(🥓)尔(Pierre)的失职而(🚊)导(dǎo )致(🍖)的灾(zā(👢)i )难(nán )性(🧚)工作(zuò )场所事故的影响。与此同时(🚽)，托(tuō )马(👨)斯(sī )的(😡)前妻因(🚌)一场神秘的(🍶)中毒而(🚱)被紧(jǐn )急送(sòng )进(jìn )医院，导致(🈺)他13岁的(🎗)郁郁寡(🆕)欢的(🍕)(de )女儿艾(😨)(ài )芙(fú(🍠) )(Ève)与父(🚂)(fù )亲和他的新婚妻子安娜(nà )伊思(Anais)生(shēng )活(🏩)(huó )在一(⚽)(yī )起(qǐ(💼) )。毫无疑(💿)问，在(🔴)这个家(🏞)庭中，每个人(rén )都有不可告人(😗)的秘密(🙄)，而随着(💇)(zhe )洛(luò )朗家(jiā(🈯) )的(de )命运(🦀)与(yǔ )持(🃏)续而不(❇)光彩的欲望交(jiāo )织在一(yī )起(qǐ )，一(🅰)种(zhǒng )特(🖲)殊而又(🐑)令人不(🕛)安的联盟就(📩)会(huì )形(🕎)(xíng )成。但(dàn )最终，有些更大的秘(🍢)密即将(🏤)揭(jiē )晓(🕷)……(🐔)
Laura and Ryan are perfect for each other: they both love Meryl Streep, have been totally destroyed by previous relationships, and they have no idea what they are supposed to do tonight. They also both know that they'll have to pretend to be completely different to how they've ever been previously, in the hope of getting it right this time. How bad can a second date really go and what is there to lose? Ryan and Laura are about to find out.
Nine no-budget horror/comedy shorts that explore themes of murder, death, revenge, self-mutilation, stalking, clones, hell, and weird squid babies.
青龙集(🐔)团董事(🏦)长过世(🍎)后，给青(qīng )龙集团(tuán )太(tài )子爷留(liú )下了镇(🙇)帮之宝(💀)：一支(🎓)可(kě )以(🌳)号令(☕)(lìng )整(zhě(🛫)ng )个青(qīng )龙(lóng )集团所有人的大哥大手(🛶)提电话(📏)(huà )。一日(rì )，太(📝)子爷独(😘)自去按(🏀)摩院按(👳)摩，青(qīng )龙公(gōng )司(sī )一群起(qǐ )了异(🤧)心的小(🕹)人得到(🈷)消息(xī(✌) )后，来(lái )到(dà(🛣)o )按摩院(⛴)(yuàn )准备劫持太子爷，夺走可以(🏣)号(hào )令(🕘)(lìng )青龙(🤤)(lóng )公(🎻)(gōng )司上(🐗)下的大(🕟)哥大，欲(🍘)控制整个(gè )青龙(lóng )集(jí )团。哪知阴差阳错(🌳)将身怀(🌐)太极(jí(🧕) )推拿绝(👈)(jué )技(😄)(jì )、胸(🐝)有(yǒu )大志，却因低微的工作(zuò )被周遭(🔕)(zāo )人(ré(❕)n )嫌弃(qì )的(de )按(👦)摩师阿(🚽)宝当成(🕸)了太子(🍓)爷并将(jiāng )其绑架(jià )。阿宝乘乱逃出(💥)后，去找(✡)女朋友(⛏)(yǒu )阿朵(🖊)(duǒ )，不料阿(ā(✳) )朵父亲(🕺)因欠人钱，被白(bái )虎帮挟(jiā )持(💚)(chí )，阿宝(🚼)(bǎo )答应(🦈)三天(✊)内替阿(🆑)朵救出(🕥)父亲。阿(🚷)(ā )宝、阿(ā )朵以及真正的太子爷策划了(🛠)一(yī )场(🎋)一(yī )箭(🎻)(jiàn )双雕(👳)的好(🥧)戏，却上(🕐)演了一场又(yòu )一场啼(tí )笑(xiào )皆非的(🤯)(de )“闹剧”，一(🛵)边是青龙(ló(😼)ng )集团错(🗜)(cuò )认(rè(🤠)n )阿宝(bǎ(🗑)o )为(wéi )太子爷，一边是阿宝错认为这(🎩)(zhè )是未(🏐)来(lái )老(👆)丈人的(🛫)考题，将青龙(😻)集团上(🌺)下(xià )骗得(dé )团(tuán )团转。阿宝和(🍕)阿朵从(💹)合作布(🕢)局(jú(🛑) )，到产(chǎ(⛅)n )生(shēng )误(🈵)会，到合(⏪)力救出阿朵的父亲，磨难(nán )重(chóng )重，考(kǎo )验(🥞)不断。剧(🍅)情跌宕(🥚)起伏、(🐱)搞笑(💪)(xiào )逗逼(🔹)，按摩师阿宝更是成为了承载底(dǐ )层(🔝)小人(ré(🏜)n )物(wù )英雄情(📏)(qíng )怀以(🐩)及忠贞(🥐)爱情的(👧)一代(dài )了不起(qǐ )的(de )“按摩(mó )侠”！
《寺岛(🏻)》：刚刚(⛳)拿到第(😿)(dì )一个(🧕)连(lián )载的漫(🔠)画家山(✂)崎（峯田和伸 饰），因(yīn )为(wé(🛣)i )助手突(🔷)然走掉(🏠)而疲(☕)于奔命(🗿)。某(mǒu )个(🏏)下雨(yǔ(😈) )的(de )日子，自称寺岛的女子（吉冈里帆 饰(shì(🔅) )）前来(🧞)(lái )担(dā(🔙)n )任助手(✔)职务(🗾)。作为创(🐀)作素材，寺岛向(xiàng )漫画家讲述了一个(🐉)可怕的(💎)故事(shì )。
青龙(➗)(lóng )集(jí(🧝) )团董事(❇)(shì )长过(🎂)世后，给青龙集团(tuán )太子爷(yé )留(liú(🧟) )下了镇(⚽)(zhèn )帮之(🕺)宝：一(🆘)支可以号令(♊)整个青(🎓)(qīng )龙集团(tuán )所有人的大哥大(🌮)手提电(💗)话。一日(🎧)(rì )，太(🏿)(tài )子(zǐ(🌉) )爷独自(🍷)去按摩(📟)院按摩，青龙公(gōng )司一群(qún )起(qǐ )了异心(xī(🈵)n )的小人(👩)得到消(🍽)息后，来(🏒)到按(😳)摩(mó )院(💛)(yuàn )准备(bèi )劫(jié )持太子爷，夺走可以号(🎣)令青龙(🌮)(lóng )公司上(shà(🤧)ng )下的大(🚊)哥大，欲(🍍)控制整(🤔)个青龙(lóng )集团。哪(nǎ )知阴差(chà )阳错将身怀(🛍)太极推(🐐)拿绝(jué(⛔) )技、胸(xiōng )有(♒)(yǒu )大志(⬜)，却因低微的工作被周遭人嫌(✔)弃(qì )的(🎇)按摩(mó(📖) )师阿宝当成(🐌)了太子(💨)爷并将(🏣)其绑架(jià )。阿(ā )宝(bǎo )乘乱逃出后，去找女朋(🚈)友阿朵(🌓)(duǒ )，不料(🚗)(liào )阿(ā(🖍) )朵父亲(qīn )因(🔞)欠人钱(👖)，被白虎帮挟持，阿(ā )宝(bǎo )答应(⬇)(yīng )三(sā(🎶)n )天内替阿朵(⛵)救出父(⛑)亲。阿宝(😗)、阿朵(📽)以(yǐ )及真正的太子爷策划了一场一(yī )箭(🖋)双雕(diā(⛑)o )的(de )好戏(🕣)，却上演了一(🌶)场又一(🦄)场啼(tí )笑皆非(fēi )的(de )“闹剧(jù )”，一(🌿)边是青(🛷)龙集团(🦕)错认阿宝(bǎ(🥠)o )为太子(🏾)(zǐ )爷，一(🈲)边是阿宝错认为这是未来(lái )老丈(zhàng )人(ré(🥑)n )的考题(🍯)，将青龙(🏄)集团上(📇)下骗得(dé )团(🕳)团转(zhuǎ(🍑)n )。阿宝和(hé )阿朵从合作布局，到(🗺)产生误(☝)会(huì )，到合(hé(🐩) )力(lì )救(🐳)出阿朵(💕)的父亲(📴)，磨难重重，考验不(bú )断。剧情跌宕起伏、搞(🐱)笑逗逼(🥙)(bī )，按摩(🍽)(mó )师(shī )阿宝(🆔)更(gèng )是(🕣)成为了承载底层小人(rén )物英(🚜)雄(xióng )情(🚠)(qíng )怀以(🦂)及(jí )忠贞爱(🎠)情的一(💮)代了不(🍼)起的“按(àn )摩侠”！
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