绝色武器

Dave Stimple, an unfocused mattress store owner, is having issues connecting with everyone around him. He arrives at the shop one morning to find the local health and safety people have shut him down. Bugs, huge bed bugs and lots of complaints are cited as the reason. Dave is really confused and his relationships with his wife, friends, and his own humanity seem to be devolving and increasingly distracting anomalies begin to take over his reality. But his issues may not be as internal as they seem.

牧江(😗)村郊(🚉)野山藏有一(🍥)怪，赤面獠牙，名曰垃圾(jī(🗜) )人，他(tā )身世(😛)(shì )神秘(mì )，以(🍚)垃(lā(🏪) )圾(jī )为食(shí(🛅) )，日遇村妇马秀娟，将其掳(🌝)掠。马秀娟通(✝)过与(🔩)垃圾人(🚳)的交往(wǎng )，发(🏻)现(xià(🀄)n )他虽(suī )丑陋骇(hài )人，却(què(⏩) )心地(dì )单纯(⛎)。但天(🐍)不遂人(🍔)愿，“单纯”的垃(🛡)圾人(👴)却将马秀娟视为配(🤩)偶，囚(👱)(qiú )于废弃(qì(🔰) )厂房(fáng )。矿山(🏏)(shān )老板(bǎn )徐(🕡)(xú )东(🦌)南(nán )徐西北(běi )两兄(🍻)弟欲(🅱)借炸山除垃(😵)圾人之名在野山非法拓(🤩)矿，全然不顾(🦉)马(mǎ )秀娟(juā(🚘)n )安(ā(🙆)n )危。而垃(lā )圾(🤭)(jī )人通(tōng )过(guò )马秀(xiù )娟(👙)逐渐了解人(📃)类的(🔄)尊重与(⌚)爱，遂将其放(🌘)归牧(🐲)江村。马秀娟得(dé )知徐东(🎆)(dōng )南阴(yīn )谋(❤)后为(🍖)(wéi )救垃(😘)(lā )圾(jī )人与(🎧)(yǔ )之(➗)抗争(zhēng )，最终被绑于(🎀)山上(🌻)，垃圾人为救(🐇)马秀娟与徐(👯)东南死命相(🐠)搏，后(🚆)被徐(xú )东南(nán )炸死(🎟)。环保(🐔)(bǎo )组(zǔ )织声(⚪)(shēng )明垃圾(jī )人出现乃牧(🚲)江村的环保(🥡)意识薄弱之(😵)恶果(🙍)，垃圾人本无(🏥)罪，罪(zuì )在人(rén )心(xīn )对环(❌)(huán )境的(de )态(tà(😏)i )度，并(bìng )呼吁(😪)(yù )民众善待(🔞)环境(🅰)。

本剧根据海口市龙华区(💶)人民法院真(🚔)实案(🚩)例改(gǎ(😭)i )编。申(shēn )请执(😹)(zhí )行(😿)人田(tián )志康(kāng )与(yǔ(🎛) )被执(📇)(zhí )行人陈(ché(🛥)n )光友借款纠(📮)纷一案，龙华(🤱)法院(🔉)作出生效判决：陈(📵)光友(⬅)偿还田(tián )志(👁)康80万(wàn )元。龙华法(fǎ )院立(🌹)(lì )案(àn )执行(🥕)(háng )后，经(jīng )查(🖼)，除了(🥤)登记在被执(🐣)行人名下的宝马车外，未(🦄)发现其他可(📖)供(gòng )执行(há(🔋)ng )的(de )财产(chǎn )，龙(🙊)(lóng )华(😉)(huá )法院(yuàn )遂(suí )裁定(dìng )查(🌨)封该车。孰料(🎩)，查封(🏸)该车后(🌭)扣押该车前(🎤)，被执(☔)行人陈光友(yǒu )因其(😦)他(tā(🐹) )债务(wù )将(jiā(🍥)ng )车辆(liàng )抵偿(🧝)(cháng )给(gěi )了有(👲)(yǒu )黑(🏩)社会(huì )背景的案外(📬)人卢(👒)一飞。

30岁的屌(🔅)丝青年李星辰遭遇感情(🌏)伤害后(hòu )整(🐣)日花(huā )天酒(🅰)(jiǔ )地(💂)，靠(kào )着自(zì(🚠) )己(jǐ )口才(cái )和坑蒙(méng )拐(💈)骗开了一间(🚄)星座的咨询(🏿)室，生意一般(🎥)，但自(🕘)由自在无拘无(wú )束的(de )生(🕞)(shēng )活着(zhe )。

A group of social media influencers go to an afterparty in a Hollywood Hills mansion only to find themselves the target of a ruthless masked killer.

故(gù(🎉) )事(shì(🔦) )主人(ré(😉)n )公(gōng )金钟(zhō(✡)ng )贤和(💝)易阳游昊时常会在(🖖)学校(👔)里为同班女(👣)生淑芬吃醋(🐬)，并常常(cháng )因(🕜)此进(👎)(jìn )行各(gè )种(zhǒng )杀马(🈁)(mǎ )特(🐱)式(shì )的(de )比赛(❓)(sài )，可淑(shū )芬对此完全不(🐒)感冒。学校的(🤙)看门大爷一(❣)直在(👪)学校门口边(🔎)吃蒜(suàn )边吹箫(xiāo )，令(lìng )所(🚣)有人(rén )都不(👔)(bú )知(zhī )其真(🕒)(zhēn )实目的(de )。故(🌶)事的(👳)讲述者熊霸天在梦里将(💪)已经沉睡长(🎡)久的(🗺)笔仙翠(🔜)花从(cóng )另一(🕉)(yī )个(🍅)(gè )世界(jiè )给解禁(jì(❔)n )出来(🔝)(lái )，翠花(huā )为(⛑)了复仇，誓要(📮)消灭“杀马特(🖨)小村(🤐)庄”的所有人，而此时(🛌)，易阳(🈯)游(yóu )昊勇(yǒ(💌)ng )敢(gǎn )的站(zhàn )了出(chū )来(lá(🍱)i )，金(jīn )钟贤也(♊)(yě )在淑芬的(🌌)刺激(🌸)下，和易阳游(💚)昊一起并肩作战，最终在(🐢)守门大(dà )爷(🚷)的帮(bāng )助下(⬛)(xià )，将翠(cuì )花(🚨)消(xiā(🔷)o )灭(miè )，众(zhòng )同学也(yě )因共(🐚)同抵抗邪恶(🚮)力量(🏜)，而变得(🍫)更加团结和(🧠)热爱(🎧)学习。

两个在(zài )丹麦(🛄)(mài )穷(🍈)(qióng )途末(mò )路(😚)的小(xiǎo )偷古(🏮)(gǔ )飞(fēi )宇和(🕊)(hé )贝(🥦)永新，为了还清黑帮(🎫)老大(🤧)李的赌债，本(👃)想盗走最后一票却卷入(⏫)了(le )一场(chǎng )古(😋)(gǔ )堡遗(yí )产(🀄)争(zhē(🎂)ng )夺(duó )战中(zhō(✉)ng )，遇到(dào )了本以为是古堡(♎)合法继承人(🥓)的莫巧雨。在(🧕)和莫巧雨一(🚊)起躲(⛳)避(bì )李的过(guò )程中(zhōng )发(⛸)现了(le )古堡(bǎ(🔊)o )背(bè(🌪)i )后的(de )秘(🐵)密和(hé )莫巧(🍚)雨真(🚧)实的身份。

This is the untold story of the true Mayan Apocalypse that has been misinterpreted by scholars and was to have taken place on 12/12/12 - that was obviously wrong. A secret group of Mexican superheroes, known as El Trio de la Luz, are forced by destiny to include their adopted gringo into their group to help fight to save humanity. Will the car salesman and local TV personality carry his weight and transform from the GRINGO into the GREEN GHOST? We shall see..

本片讲述了女(🈯)主角之间的(🐐)竞技对决和(👲)爱(ài )情纠葛(🗒)(gě )的(😅)故(gù )事，在(zài )生与(yǔ(🏹) )死(sǐ(🛬) )、爱(ài )与恨(💧)、真相与谎言中她们所(🤒)发生的不可思议的人生(👹)转变(🦔)。

张乾救了(le )师(🆎)妹(mèi )苏(sū )樱雪(xuě )，在(zài )表(🤦)(biǎo )白前(qián )却(🌘)误杀(shā )了师(🏯)弟，导致了师妹的(🌷)误会，两人阴差阳错来到(👜)现代后，张(zhā(📋)ng )乾一(🧢)直(zhí )希(🌭)望(wàng )得到师(🍩)(shī )妹(👊)的(de )原(yuán )谅，却没想(xiǎng )到半(💄)路杀出一个(➖)长的很像师(🤶)弟的李一白(🎧)，三人(👋)的感情在这段(duàn )错(🐆)综复(🤜)(fù )杂且(qiě )水(👕)土不(bú )服的(de )现(xiàn )代生(shē(🌅)ng )活中闹出不少笑话。