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Clusterf*ck is the sexy, funny, heartfelt and always entertaining story of a group of friends in their mid-twenties who drink too much, make mistakes, hurt each other, hurt themselves and live to learn from it all. A coming of age into adulthood web series in a time where it's normal to stay a kid well into your "grown up" years.

故事(shì )发生在(zài )清莱的一个小城镇，在监(jiān )狱一年(nián )一(yī )度的(💧)(de )家(😩)庭(🎽)日(🕖)那(🕕)天(🥏)，阿(🐅)宁(🌺)带着她(tā )十岁的(de )孩(hái )子小恒，去监狱看望他的爸爸，因为(wéi )阿(ā )宁收到了(🛰)他(🎑)丈(⛑)夫(🍱)的(🍆)一(🌉)个(🦇)好(⏰)消息......

Brian and Jenny are preparing for the big opening of their bed and breakfast, Emily's Country Inn, when a huge storm hits Bucks County. Brian agrees to return to Wall Street to boost their funds, while Jenny scrambles to keep the opening on time.

一(yī )道高(gāo )大(dà )的围墙(qiáng )两侧生活着红族与绿族两(liǎng )个部落(luò )。一(📵)场(🙁)(chǎ(🙋)ng )罕(😪)见的旱灾使绿族的人民(📧)(mí(⏩)n )陷(🍉)入(🎒)窘(😵)(jiǒ(✈)ng )迫(🔺)的境(jìng )地，首(shǒu )领mu 在一份古老竹简(jiǎn )的指引(yǐn )下，不(bú )惜牺牲(shēng )一切代价(🕙)，与(🍦)红(💐)族(🎱)建(🏈)立(🥏)合(🚉)(hé(🚇) )作关系(xì )，拯救(jiù )本部落。第二六五任“mu”在位之(zhī )际(jì )，绿族将遭受巨大灾难(☕)，唯(🌃)有(🥦)借(🔘)(jiè(📊) )助(🍀)红(⛓)(hó(🏁)ng )族(zú )力量，方可渡过难关。

撤离广州(zhōu )的影(yǐng )室(shì )，通过(guò )日军的动向，发现(🚁)了(📼)一(📧)支(🗡)(zhī )神秘的(de )抗日力(lì )量已(🏦)身(🌩)陷(🦖)重(🎁)围(👀)，民(🐒)族(🕒)家国(guó )的责任(rèn )感驱使(shǐ )他们去(qù )查明真相伺机营救(jiù )。在民(mín )族大义(🚵)(yì(🧥) )的(🎭)面(💚)前(💡)(qiá(💥)n )，英(🐡)雄(😴)从来都不孤独，相(xiàng )互间舍(shě )命救援(yuán )，默契中同仇敌忾，抗日(rì )救国，舍(shě(🥦) )我(🎾)其(🕺)谁(🐥)？(✳)

中(💅)年(🐁)建(♑)築師遇上人生瓶(píng )頸，在(zài )家被老婆嫌棄，公司小開兔死狗(gǒu )烹。失(shī )業的(🔗)他(👩)(tā(🕝) )在(🚝)曼谷街頭驀然回首，瞥(piē(🖍) )見(👬)大(🏨)象(✴)(xià(💀)ng )Pop Aye，憶(🚌)起(💃)(qǐ )歡快的童年時光，毅然買(mǎi )下大象(xiàng )，卻發(fā )現都市(shì )生活容不下他倆(✔)，打(🐎)算(😔)和(🦋)(hé(⏫) )老(🍭)象(👉)一(🏷)(yī )路向北(běi )返鄉。這趟人與象的公路(lù )之旅，途中狀(zhuàng )況不斷，所幸萬能的(🦈)象(🚝)鼻(🛴)(bí(🎵) )領(🐲)著(🌂)他(🐘)(tā(📡) )倆(liǎng )，與(yǔ )沿路風景相伴。《爸媽不在(zài )家》導(dǎo )演陳哲藝監製，阿比查邦御用(🍃)剪(🧒)(jiǎ(🔧)n )接(🤱)操(cāo )刀(dāo )，看擅(shàn )長冷幽(🚆)默(🐯)的(🔉)才(🔒)女(⏫)導(🥜)演(🐘)陳敬(jìng )音，用(yòng )象鼻對(duì )抗中年危機！將泰國鄉下(xià )的荒涼(liáng )風景，轉變成(🌧)(ché(🏧)ng )一(🔙)首(🔺)洋(📦)溢(💤)著(🦖)淡(📣)淡霓(ní )虹光芒(máng )的自我(wǒ )蛻變之(zhī )歌。

人據說一生最多有十(shí )萬條頭(tóu )髮(🤝)，每(🈶)(mě(🍛)i )一(🌀)條(⏬)頭(♟)髮(🧠)質感長度有異，但都承(chéng )載(zǎi )著煩(fán )惱的回憶。「時光理髮」剪(jiǎn )掉的(de )不(bú(🆘) )只(😧)是(🔐)頭髮，還有街坊不快的記憶(🚯)(yì(🤓) )。行(⭕)(há(❌)ng )將(🤗)(jiā(💰)ng )式微的(de )舊式廣東理髮店店主海泉(quán )叔指望(wàng )兒子長(zhǎng )發繼承衣缽，不過兒(🙊)子(📋)卻(🧛)(què(🚬) )更(🏍)想(💀)當(⚪)(dāng )文青，希望透(tòu )過文字和音樂改變(biàn )世界。一次意(yì )外，長(zhǎng )發被迫代父親(🕗)落(😉)場(♊)當(👍)師(😮)傅(🥂)(fù(🕌) )，透過(guò )理髮為(wéi )街坊排憂解難，更與離家(jiā )出走少(shǎo )女(nǚ )相遇(yù )相知，重新(🚯)反(🍓)思(➖)自己的前路(lù )。傳(chuán )統(tǒng )理(✅)髮(🏬)店(👹)交(🧔)織(👬)舊(😞)區鄰里人情，《點(diǎn )五步(bù )》男角岑(cén )珈其化身理髮店傳人，演(yǎn )出清新(xīn )自然(🦀)。

Separated from his family and caught in a cycle of gambling and debt, Jim has less than a day to repay a violent loan shark. His day is turned upside down when he must look after his young. Jim's relationship with his son is tested as his plans to pay back the loan fail. When his last desperate effort to repay the debt puts his son's life at risk, he must make a choice between his past and a second chance at life.

青(⚡)龙(🎐)集(👹)团(🌻)董(🛰)事(🐓)长过世后，给青龙(lóng )集团太(tài )子爷留(liú )下了镇帮之宝：一(yī )支可以(yǐ )号令(🤗)整(🍡)(zhě(🙃)ng )个(🔤)青(📺)龙(🛎)(ló(🚟)ng )集团所有人的大哥大手提(tí )电话。一日，太子爷独自去按摩院按摩(mó )，青龙(ló(🌍)ng )公(🚻)(gō(🌼)ng )司一(yī )群起了异心的小人(🐖)得(🚤)到(🤛)消(🕣)息(🐿)(xī(🗾) )后，来(lái )到按摩院准备劫持太子爷，夺走(zǒu )可以(yǐ )号(hào )令青龙(lóng )公司上下的(📃)大(👅)哥(📖)大(🍌)，欲(🔔)控(🏏)(kò(👪)ng )制整个(gè )青龙集(jí )团。哪知阴差阳错将身怀(huái )太极推(tuī )拿绝技(jì )、胸有(yǒ(🖊)u )大(🛩)志(🚥)，却(🔓)因(🈚)低(⌛)微(♓)的(de )工作被(bèi )周遭人(rén )嫌弃的(de )按摩师阿宝当成了太子爷(yé )并将其(qí )绑架。阿(🗨)宝(🥘)乘(🀄)乱逃出后，去找女(nǚ )朋友阿(😔)(ā(🗃) )朵(🏹)(duǒ(🍃) )，不(🤠)(bú(📗) )料阿朵父亲因欠人钱，被白(bái )虎帮(bāng )挟(jiā )持，阿宝答应三天内替阿朵救出(chū(🤳) )父(🚑)亲(🍃)(qī(🔌)n )。阿(😦)宝(🧑)、(🔉)阿朵以及真正的太子爷策(cè )划了一(yī )场一箭(jiàn )双雕的好戏，却上演了一(yī(👸) )场(🦍)又(🎁)一(👈)(yī(🗒) )场(🚄)啼(📑)笑(xiào )皆非的(de )“闹剧”，一边是(shì )青龙集(jí )团错认(rèn )阿宝为(wéi )太子爷，一边是阿宝(🔰)错(🐃)认(🌳)(rèn )为这是(shì )未来老(lǎo )丈人(🏜)的(🥈)考(Ⓜ)题(🚩)，将(💼)青(🏞)龙集团(tuán )上下骗(piàn )得(dé )团团(tuán )转。阿宝和阿朵从合作布局(jú )，到(dào )产(chǎn )生误(🙇)会(🍱)，到(🌆)合(♌)力(🐏)救(👳)出(💤)阿朵的父亲(qīn )，磨(mó )难(nán )重重，考验不断。剧情跌宕起伏(fú )、搞笑(xiào )逗逼，按摩(🕓)师(🌄)阿(🈷)宝(💸)更(🌦)是(♏)成(🌪)为了承(chéng )载底层(céng )小人物(wù )英雄情(qíng )怀以及忠贞爱情的(de )一代了(le )不起的(de )“按(🔢)摩(😑)(mó(🚗) )侠”！

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